Wednesday, March 30, 2005

da dick

ladies have you noticed how obessed men are with da dick. i mean this whole little phenomon drives me crazy. i am sooo tried of men constantly making references to their penis. i have a friend who swears he has the biggest dick ever. okay i have seen the goodies and yes the boi is blessed but damn do i have to hear about your dick everyday. and how about the guys who lets face aren't really packing but they are always walking around naked around your spot after sex trying to strut their shit. do you know i had a guy who had the nerve to ask me if he was the biggest i have ever been with. i hated to crush his ego but even though i haven't had a ton of partners he still fell short. and then he had the nerve to have a 'tude with me like i wasn't suppose to tell the truth. boi stop. so even though da dick gives much pleasure i feed myself hating da dick sometimes. okay another random thought, i never hear women bragging about their sexual organs. okay some may say i have a serious case of penis envy but i think in my life da dick has been the root of all evil (okay and lots of pleasure too).

3 Comments:

Blogger Lady D said...

LMMFAO!!!! Sweetlime that was out of control. I hate men with small dicks who swear they are the shit. I just feel sorry for them. I am just to nice and haven't been honest with them. I let them believe they are the shit. Oh well!!!

9:47 AM  
Blogger ..Sue...Zette... said...

OH GAWD...I hate the post-coital...naked strut...especially if a nigga has little to no penis. Actually...size does matter gotdamn. What is nice when a nagga is secretly a member of the Mandingo tribe

9:30 AM  
Blogger Brown Shuga said...

OMG!!!! I am totally feeling you with this one. I am actually going to write a post on small dicks v. big dicks. It is forthcoming. I mentioned it in my last entry so don't think I'm biting! hahahahaha

4:43 PM  

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