Tuesday, April 19, 2005

I Like Big Dicks and I Cannot Lie

Ok. Yeah I said it. I like big dicks.
And...
Atlhough I am thankful that my ex-boyfriend wasn't so blessed when he took my virginity
If I can help it...
I won't be taking any more treks down the small penis road.
The second dude I slept with in my entire life
Has to date the biggest dick that
I have ever seen....and as a matter of fact
That thang might need to be outlawed in all 50 states, and Puerto Rico and Guam.
Rico was 6'3''or 6'4'' and just sexy for no damn reason.
I remember seeing him and thinking...gotdamn boy...ole sexy yellow ass
Matter of fact he's the sexiest thang I've ever seen in Stone Crest Mall..
Although I can't remember specifics about him personally...
I do remember that he played basketball for some college down here, at the time he was 25, and he had one of those deep...I'm speaking directly to your pussy voices.
Rico also worked for a company that required that he work nights so...the only time we could kick it was in the morning.
So for a few days we discussed the possibility of him coming over one morning after work (I'm talking like 6 in the morning).
I finally agreed
It had been a minute...and I was falling into the symphony that was his voice
He had one request...he wanted a fashion show when he came over...casual wear....lingerie...and naked.
In retrospect...that shit was kinda sexy...
I was a bag of nerves I can't lie...I don't even think I slept more than 2 or 3 hours that night.
He called at 5 to make sure I was up....was I...lawd
So anyway he made it to my place around 6:15 and the small talk was drenched in sexual tension
"Model for me..."
So I did...first casual wear....jeans and a t-shirt...shit you can't get more casual than that
"I wanna see your lingerie"
Aight so I have this black nightie...ok...I'm not finna explain it...but the audience was pleased
"Take off what's under it"
So I took of the drawas
"Take it all off"
Now I"m a bold bitch but not that bold so I put on huge terry cloth robe to leave me a lil decency
I sat down on my sofa and next thing I know old boy is standing in front me
"Gotdamn I love your titties"
I smiled...hey he wouldn't be the first or the last to say it...
"I have something I want to model for you"
Shit...show me then nigga
Rico starts massaging my breasts and at the same time slowly working the waist band on his sweats down.
So I'm already intoxicated by the feel of his hands
When suddenly his dick was out
All I could do was stare...
Where the hell did you get all that dick from dude
"You like it"
All I could do was touch it....
He was massaging me and I was massaging him
Finally I couldn't take it anymore and I hopped my ass up and took him to the pleasure dome
Did I mention that he could make that thing jump....gotdamn that shit was sexy
Anyway..Rico put that thang on me that morning for true
It was also the first time that I saw a Magnum XL wrapper
Wow...I'm getting worked up thinking about it again
Yo that cat made me bust three times from the INSIDE...I guess with all that dick you really don't have a choice
Damn I can still here him talking while he was pumping..."When you cum I want you to holler"
By that time wasn't no hollering left in me...that last nut was so good I caught a cramp in my left leg.
That would be the first and only time that I'd have sex with Rico. but gotdamn I won't ever forget it...

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I say GOTDAMN!!! Somebody pass me a towel...

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Blogger editor said...

Oh my gosh! My first time here. I'm about to pass out...

Who the hell is writing this? Oh hell i don't wanna know. Yes I do.

Whoever you are... you need to be my friend. I LOVE stories like this. LOL! Call me and tell me firsthand...Dammmnnnn!

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